I'm Really Weak

"Really, I'm so stupid. I should have known better. I'm so weak." Shaoqing casually slapped the water ghosts to death, and let about twenty golden elixirs float on the river, lamenting. "If I had known that my cultivation speed was so fast, I wouldn't have worked hard. If I had known that there was no tenth level of Qi training in the world of immortality, I wouldn't have made a breakthrough!" A dragon-horned loach rushed out of the water, and was slapped on the shore by Shaoqing. It cramped, scales were scraped, and it flopped and spit out a transparent and illusory little loach, like a Nascent Soul. "It's been twenty years. I've been stuck at the tenth level of Qi training for twenty years. Thief of Heaven, do you know what I've been doing these twenty years?" A big white goose flew from the depths of the river, spread its wings, and suddenly the sky was covered by dark clouds and huge waves rolled into the sky. It uttered human words: "Hahaha, I am invincible under the form of a god. Who dares to kill me when I am a god?" Shaoqing was displeased and cut off the river with his palm. He grabbed the big white goose by the neck and stepped on it, as if the great road had been wiped out. "It's tragic. Even the big goose can bully me now. Why did the big goose split into two? Isn't this the legendary method of transforming into a god? Am I dazzled?" Immediately afterwards, the thunder calamity in the sky began to brew. Without even thinking about it, Shaoqing used another skilled force to fight, and the calamity cloud was... Dispelled. "You are the one who breaks the thunder. If you harass me every three days, I will blow up a fish. Are you going to inflict heavenly punishment?" The thunder tribulation dispersed and gathered together, full of grievances: Brother Leilinggen, how can you build a foundation if you don't overcome the thunder tribulation? You should let me give you a call! Shaoqing lamented to himself: "I'm afraid I have become a fake immortal."