Meme God Invincible: Starting With Meme-Based Skills

A hundred years ago, a game descended upon Blue Star, and countless monsters from the game appeared directly on the planet. Guan Qing awakened to the delivery rider profession, which meant he was destined to be unable to learn any skills. He received the Meme God System. From then on, a young man rose into the heavens... [Save me, save me, hurry and save me!] When you’re in danger, summon someone to take a hit for you. [Daddy, save me!] When you need help, you can directly summon your father (or sugar daddy) to rescue you. [Hand it over!] Steal from a target, and you’re guaranteed to get an item from them. [Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King!] Give your target the Dragon King grin. The enemy’s mental defenses collapse, their stats drop by fifty percent, and your stats rise by fifty percent. [Chicken soup coming through!] Use this skill to conjure one bowl of chicken soup for each ally. Drinking it restores their condition, while enemies who drink it are poisoned.