The Daily Routine of an Immortal Cultivator from Another World

"I think your rapid progress makes you a great talent. Would you like to join our Shenzhou platform?" "I don't want to." Isn't he just a dock merchant running logistics? My uncle has worked very hard there for decades and is just an outside manager, and he is miserable enough to die without a wife or children! "My little friend has a fierce fighting technique and a strong body. You can only get it by entering my hidden sword pavilion. It will not disgrace your talent as a swordsman." "Thank you, kid." Bullshit! If the three thousand disciples of Hidden Sword Pavilion can't produce a single swordsman, why are the others going? Most of them are not destined to be salesmen, learn steelmaking and become blacksmiths! "Little brother, our Red World Dao is the gate of great hermitage, and we don't accept disciples easily. Taking Yin Yang and Dao Dao, if you, a handsome man like you, can enter the door, you will be blessed." "... I have made up my mind." I've practiced so much that I've become an indestructible boy! You want me to enter this kind of door? You wish I were dead, right? "Alas... This son's Taoist heart is stable and he has no chance with us." I don't have any dreams in this life, I just have a simple goal. I have a regular holiday from 9 to 5, and go home during the New Year to save energy. I have nothing to do, and I have my salary even when I am lying down! Can you? This is called fast forwarding to the end. If you want to live a comfortable life, you must have the best food in the public house!