NBA: I Have Maxed Out My Defensive Attributes

On the last day of signing a ten-day short contract with the Lakers, Zhou Ning suddenly obtained the Super Defensive Master System and began his path to legendary superstardom. Leonard: His defense is beyond me. Curry: Every time I think about his shot blocking, I break into a cold sweat. James: His shot chasing is better than mine. Popovich: His offense is the worst I've ever seen, but his defense can make our whole team as bad as him. . . . He is the top defensive master in the NBA, the leader in blocks, steals, rebound protector, individual defender, and the builder of the NBA dynasty.