Retired Idol's Little Boyfriend

Here, steampunk, indescribable, space battleships, mechanical battle armor, causal weapons, fantasy clans and magic, power struggles, palace battles, human holy bodies, such horror, hexagonal jungle, meat and egg onion chicken, golden wind, devil fruit, non-ban mammoth, double hammer skeleton sea, Changshan Zhao Zilong, deus ex machina, sword god smiles... None of them exist! (I'll say it even if it doesn't exist. Even if I write it down and delete it secretly, no one will find out.) Why does an 18-year-old boy have a high position with his upper left hand at such a young age? Why is the 26-year-old retired female idol making crazy assumptions? Why did the novelist secretly eat a pound of dog food in the middle of the night? How does an alumnus of Jim Hacker relinquish his position as coach of the Tilanqiao basketball team? The rich second generation who is afraid of poverty actually wants to surpass Uncle Scrooge? Why did the mine boss become a trapeze artist overnight? Want to know why? Everything starts from the escape room that day... (Simple parentheses) Let's look at the love story of this tech district blogger, Musashino beauty college student, staunch fan of the Spitz band, pursuer of Hell's Joke, and beginner of the Sky Monkey who calls himself Little Geralt. The attributive words are finally finished, Xun Ke's love story... What? Is this kind of introduction unethical? Wait, what happened? Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You Bastard!