Pokemon: Alola's Slacker Emperor

Thanks for the invite. I'm in Alola, and I just had some local Malasada. It tastes great, five stars.

There's no way I'm becoming emperor. Only slacking off can keep my life manageable.

The throne of Alola?

I have a cousin, Guzma, a once-in-a-generation talent and an undefeated emperor. He can be Alola's emperor.

That won't do!?

I have another cousin, Kukui, a genius recognized by Tapu Koko and the Masked Royal. Surely he can be emperor, right?

Still not good enough!? Why!?

Is it because I raised a Tapu Bear and a Tapu Gorilla who are every bit as strong as the guardian deities, the Tapus!?

The four Island Kahunas are completely won over by me!?

A Trainer who doesn't want to be a chef isn't a good emperor!?

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