This Host Is Impossible to Handle: She Slacks Off Every Day Instead of Doing Her Tasks

Susu was born and raised in ancient times. One day, a strange Simulator System suddenly popped into her head.

System 009 told her, “The world is going to fall into chaos in ten years, and you have to save it! I chose you because you're exceptional, and I'm exceptional too! I'm a Simulator System, so I can simulate all kinds of situations! Want to try a simulation, Host? The rewards are amazing. You'll love them!”

Su “Lie Flat” Su replied, “Boring.”

After finally getting a Host, System 009 was determined to shine and do its best to motivate her.

009: “Go for it, Host! Choose the Ziyun jade pendant, get the token, and win the Su family's trust! Then head to the imperial capital and make your mark!”

But the very next second, [Ding! Your selected reward, the storybook The Domineering Crown Prince Falls for Me, has arrived. Please check your inventory!]

009 was horrified. “Host, what are you doing!!!”

By the time Susu arrived in the imperial capital and became everyone's darling, she was enjoying such a carefree life that she completely forgot about 009.

009: “Host, please choose whether to enter the main quest within three seconds!”

Su “Doesn't Move a Muscle” Su: “Oh.”

System interface warning: [No response from Host. A humane destruction protocol will begin in three seconds!]

009: “Host! If you don't start the main quest, we're both going to blow up!”

Amid a sea of red warnings, Su “Queen of Giving Up” Su finally, ever so slowly, selected “Yes!”

009: “Despair. This generation of Hosts is so hard to manage!!!!”