After I Transmigrated, Both My Cheat and I Were Total Losers

Well, transmigrating is pretty normal these days, right?

So, this guy's called Sun Ce, huh? Then I'll just cling to him for support!

What? He's the son of the man who killed my father? Emmm...

Well, this Zhang Fei is actually a fair-faced scholar. He's pretty handsome!

Well, this masked woman is actually called Yan Liangwen. So when people say Yan Liangwenchou, do they mean Yan Liangwen is ugly?

Well, this old man is actually Zhang Liang! What? He's also my ancestor!

Well, what kind of weird timeline is this?

Where's my cheat?

Well, turns out my cheat is so useless! And it comes from Pinduoduo, of all places!