I Picked Up a Husband, and He’s Nothing but Trouble

She was responsible for turning him into an “idiot,” but then she realized something was off. Why did everyone fear an “idiot”…

She beat him, she fed him the medicine, and when he opened his eyes, he clung to her and wouldn’t let go. What was she supposed to do? She needed a decoy anyway, so raising him wasn’t out of the question. She brought him home for his good looks, only to discover he was a huge pitfall, worse than a husky tearing up the house.

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The immortal sects in every direction: “Did you hear that Fu fellow got married? He’s even henpecked…”

The cave abodes all around: “Don’t get curious, don’t get curious. Keep an eye on our own people…”

All living beings fell silent: “That Fu fellow is no man…”

Fu Zhouzhi was no longer the carefree man who used to slip away as soon as he was done. Now he was busy: a well-behaved darling in front of his wife, a tyrant when she wasn’t around. While she slept, he’d go pull off another job. “My wife needs meat for her soup. Which family can send over some gold, silver, rare plants, or spiritual treasures? What, no one’s got any? Then I’ll have to go get it myself…”

The mountain gate was broken, the immortal palace had collapsed, and there were victims everywhere. “Quick, bring his wife over to keep him in check…”

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Liu Xixi had transmigrated into a world where she had to eat dirt from day one, a perfectly ordinary mortal. She had no idea how she’d become an honored guest of the immortal sects!

They said her husband wasn’t human. How could she believe that? These cultivators must just be jealous…

Until she saw it with her own eyes. He really wasn’t human…

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Fu Zhouzhi: “Your husband knows he was wrong. I’ll kneel until this mountain collapses if I have to. Would you open the door and look at me, darling?”

Liu Xixi: “No. Liar…”