My Clan Leader Is Good at Self-Strategy

[Everyday love dog food is a light comedy and refreshing article, if you don't like it, don't read it] "Sect Master, I have fallen in love with a girl, and I want to ask the Patriarch to teach me!" "You idiot, you have to look at me at the critical moment, right? I will teach you the first move..." "Sect Master, this trick of yours doesn't work! That girl doesn't seem to understand my good intentions at all!" "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. There are many moves. I will teach you one more move!" … "The nth move... Is the head office ready now?" "It still doesn't work! Master! She still doesn't seem to understand!" "You are so stupid! It doesn't matter, as the leader of the Demon Sect, please tell me who the girl you like is! I will snatch her back for you, that's all!" "Actually, the girl I like is you, the sect leader!" "What??? So I've been attacking myself?!"