Master, You Are so Gentle

"Wangchen, why did you call me Bai Zhou?" "Because you drank a bowl of porridge when you were picked up. It was white." "So it's white porridge, not white week." "My disciple is very understanding. Why are you looking at me... Don't slap me in the face." "Master, don't slap me in the face. I was wrong. White porridge is good. It's easy to feed me. Master just wants me to be safe. Oh~ don't slap me in the face. I'll take care of dinner." "Then I want scrambled eggs with tomatoes and porridge."