After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Doted on the Villainous Chief Advisor

Don't bother reading this. It's been abandoned, the author crashed and burned, and there won't be any more updates. It will never be finished.

Modern-day assassin Li Chonglou transmigrates into an agrarian romance novel, becoming the ill-fated, love-struck heroine whom everyone can bully. Day one!

While hunting, she crosses paths with the future villainous Grand Secretary, who will kill his father and brother and is always threatening to “stab an entire family.”

The great villain has three fine qualities: looks, physique, and literary talent!

She's seen him, touched him, and experienced him. Now she wants a taste!

She thought the villain would look down on her for being “plain-looking” and having a bad reputation as a “kept man,” but before she knew it, he was doting on her like a queen, with “passionate nights,” “daily push-ups,” and “strained lower-back muscles.”

Word around the capital's elite is that the dashing Lord Chu married young, and his wife is no good: she's greedy, wasteful, and even beats him. What a beautiful flower planted in a pile of manure.

The noble young ladies all feel sorry for him and try to win his favor, hoping to take her place.

He was just peeling an orange for that shrew, but now he draws his sword: “If you don't want to die, get lost. Don't let your ugliness offend my wife.”