Countryside Anecdotes

"Which one of the six magical powers will you choose?" "Are you crazy? You don't know how to do it. What an idiot. If I were you, I would just dig a hole and bury it myself. It's just an insult to your famous name." Zhang Xiaming vomited loudly. "Oh, it's a coincidence. I'm good at digging holes. Since you sincerely want to learn, then I'll teach you. Okay, you've learned it. Goodbye!" There was no sense of coincidence in this voice. It was plain and boring.