Husband, What Page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas Are You On?

After accidentally offending the Yellow Weasel Immortal of Kunlun Mountain, my life fell into utter chaos. My father went mad, my mother died, and I became haunted. Calling a ginkgo tree my mother and marrying a Tai Sui as my husband: my life is absurd. When I tried to reject all this superstition and become a polite, science-minded young person, I started craving raw flesh and blood, and couldn’t control myself. They say, “Before marriage, rely on your parents; after marriage, rely on your husband,” so all I can do is cling to the jar holding mine. But when my Tai Sui husband’s true form became reality, I still couldn’t help trembling with fear. Husband, what page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on?