I Teleport When I Smile

If I get this ability, I won't need a face. If you are shameless, you are invincible!

I was looking at my phone while going to the toilet, and when I saw something funny, I suddenly teleported to the school playground. I might consider living on another planet

The author is poisonous. He insisted on writing about superpowers that were discovered by the state and killed by the state. . . You dare to write about this kind of subject matter, no matter how you write, you will not be pleased.

The pig's feet accidentally laughed again while pooping. He teleported to the playground of a high school. It happened to be recess (maintaining the posture of squatting in the pit). A large group of people stared at him. Our pig's feet awkwardly came up with magical words

The protagonist was born with the ability to teleport. Did he laugh until he was five years old? As a baby, even if you don't laugh, you will be amused. Once the protagonist disappears, the parents of the protagonist must be very anxious. Calling the police is the first choice of ordinary people. I won't say how he was found later. Even if his parents didn't do anything the first time, what about the second and third time? If you call the police frequently, the problem will not be discovered. Relevant departments will come in contact and discover the protagonist's ability. At this time, it is no longer important whether his parents agree with the protagonist being taken away. At that time, the protagonist cannot just monitor The protagonist is now 23 years old and has been monitored for 18 years. He said that he was monitored when he was five years old. He teleported at the age of five and is still alive. How did a five-year-old child come back more than ten years ago when the information was incomplete? Won't be abducted? Even if he was sent back, it would definitely be by the police, and then he would be monitored, and he would definitely be taken away directly. And where did the protagonist get his cell phone at that time? Surveillance and positioning were very developed at that time? If a tracker had been put on the protagonist, he would have noticed something wrong a long time ago. It is impossible to realize that someone is following him now. Therefore, when the protagonist had no effective tracking methods when he was a child, he must have taken him away The reason for monitoring for 18 years is that he is afraid that the protagonist will go dark and cause destruction? Isn't it funny? The destructive power of a normal five-year-old child's blackening is uncontrollable? Wouldn't it be possible to control the worldview directly from the time the protagonist was a child? It can also allow the protagonist to take the initiative to be studied In the end, it is just a matter of monitoring without considering the issue of interests and wasting so much manpower and material resources? It would be fine if he was a dangerous person, but it is just a child, and the country is not the biological parent of the protagonist. No country would waste resources without benefit. In that case, only fools would only monitor without seeking benefits. The benefit that can be seen intuitively is research, and the ability cannot be developed? How to say that sentence: You can use it, but you can't live without it My horizons are too small. I have already said that he is only a person with abilities. It is impossible for only a few people in one department to know about it, and these are the people who have been in contact About the heroine, it is said that she was born after the destruction of the earth. A person escapes alone, and then cultivates to become an Immortal Emperor for millions of years. She lives for so long without saying that she only cares about cultivation and is indifferent to others. But it cannot be the character of such an urban girl. After reading it, it feels like she wants to combine the two personalities of an urban girl and indifference into one, neither fish nor fowl, and there is no intrigue during the cultivation? A smooth road? Didn't you think that the sun's extinction was man-made? Even if you don't know, you won't investigate the reason? Is such a high level just a decoration? After being reborn, you keep talking about saving the earth, but what do you end up doing? Cooperate with the protagonist to perform magic tricks to make money. Can making money save the world? Money is printed by the state. What is the use of the money if the state is destroyed? It is only said that the heroine is the rebirth of the Immortal Emperor. Could it be that she cultivated it casually? Without a firm will and goal, it is impossible to cultivate to that state. But with a firm will and goal, everything will be based on the goal, instead of hitting a hammer here and there. Don't talk nonsense about not cultivating until the Tianmen is opened and the spiritual energy is thin. She can cooperate with the country and get the treatment she deserves with her strength, and she can Using the information brought by his own rebirth to make people believe that the earth will recover spiritually and then disaster will come It is said that there will be more spiritual energy in the mountains and old forests, so it means that the artificial environment can be made, which is completely acceptable in front of the entire state machine. Being one step ahead in the face of interests is what every country wants What is the main line of this book? Protagonist's abilities? Save the world? Daily life? Or are all three main lines?

I have read every one of this guy's books, but I haven't finished every one of them 🤭🤭🤭

The sun was about to go out, but the two of them didn't think of notifying the superiors. Well, have you watched too many American movies?

To be honest, even if the author assumes that Gu Qiuyue has inherited the inheritance from a big boss, it is much better than this! An empress who is millions of years old seems to have no IQ, and is just like a little girl. The author must be able to write like Yakumo Murasaki, but this can only be said to be a lack of writing power, which gives people a childish feeling. I hope the author will explain it later, at least make up a reason, or change it...

An immortal emperor is reborn as a cultivator, and a male pig's foot teleports randomly, performing magic tricks to make money! ! ! Slip away, gone away

He plays his cards badly and always writes things that are not part of the main plot. Just forget about it. It doesn't fit in with the main plot at all and has no connection with it. The main character doesn't even need to appear and the whole book is finished?

What I wrote recently is that I can't understand it at all. Instead of having a good single heroine, I want to have a harem, and the writing is very embarrassing. The original female protagonist was left alone for half a year, and then the male protagonist opened a harem in a different world and took in a younger brother. In other words, has the author seen too much Kaguya recently? Don't be like Kaguya and feed rocks.

If you wanted to write this ten years ago, you can write it. Now if you want to be a father-in-law, just say so.

The author has a lot of imagination, but every time he writes it, it falls apart. The book about swapping bodies suddenly explodes and jumps to 100 million years later. The book has just become an immortal and keeps rising to the realm. It takes him to the quasi-sage city, and then changes to a chaotic world. What is the difference between constantly changing maps like this and a trashy white novel like "The School Beauty's Personal Expert"? The idea of ​​men and women swapping bodies and teleporting with a smile is completely useless!

Since he has been discovered by the country and knows about the resurgence of terror a year later, he should cooperate with the country. First hand over his martial arts skills and cooperate with the country to improve the country's military force. At least he will be prepared in a year and can also save people! Then the state helps to find genius treasures. Isn't this inappropriate?

Teleport when you smile? The solution is so simple, just a few stiff injections on the face and you won't be able to smile even if you want to.

Hmm

I don't understand. I haven't done anything for eighteen years, and suddenly I do. I know your ability to teleport. It really treats a country as a retard. The key is a globally unified country. Monitoring for eighteen years, believe it or not, it can analyze you and understand yourself better than you know yourself, and it can also make you jump up and down.

If I read it correctly, the protagonist just pulled up his pants without wiping them, and there was no writing or wiping after that 😏

I have read a little bit of every book by this author, and they all start high and end low.

Stop writing about national departments in such an ambiguous way. You don't even understand hawks and doves.

It's normal for you to be an Immortal Emperor from being a mortal to building a foundation in one day and one night, but a country seems to have to pamper you two in everything. Don't you think it's childish?

I feel like that Gu Qiuyue doesn't have the feeling of an Immortal Emperor at all. I feel that because I am the reincarnation of an Immortal Emperor, I am arrogant and not knowledgeable enough. If others have the ability to teleport, they must be the Mahayana of transcending tribulations? Is this universe so small? Don't you have any strange abilities? I thought he was dead and felt a little speechless. The protagonist kept saying that he teleported randomly and didn't know what happened. This woman just didn't believe it and kept making up her mind...

Has the author considered a question? After teleportation, your original position is a vacuum, and an air explosion will occur in your next position. It will receive strong atmospheric compression. Normal people simply cannot survive.

Although I finished the book in a hurry, there is an ending after all, right? The bad ending is better than the eunuch in the end, at least the story is finished.

You played the five-part game into four parts.

I thought it would be better, but the result was that I thought

{"NickName":"Laughter and laughter","UserId":227190485} Author, your innovation is very good. You write too hastily and not carefully enough. Take your time. Each scene is not painted well enough or detailed enough.

If you give the clown this superpower Clown: Let's play a happy game! Ha ha ha ha! Huh? Joker looking at the Justice League in front? Everyone in the Justice League looks at the Joker Hmm! So sorry I went to the wrong door. ʘᴗʘ

There is a movie called "No Laughing" that teleports away when you smile

What are you writing about to help Qin unify the whole world? Show me that map. How could the Qin Dynasty expand externally without unification? Did the Qin Dynasty have airplanes? Can you fly out?