There Is a Throne in My Family

Everyone in the world knows that I have the right to claim the throne, but there are always unruly people who don't recognize it. So, I held the sword in my right hand to prove to them that I had the ability to get it, and the book in my left hand to prove that I had the means to get them to admit it. Vampire wants to lift the curse? You can help me up! Undersea tentacle monster? Eat it as seafood! Machinery City? Are you afraid of rust? Hall of Valor? I have surpassed the heroic spirit! Wave a mighty stick to clarify thousands of miles!