The Female Side Character Is a CP Fan

Write a story that begins with “How I woke up one day and discovered I’d transmigrated into a book...” Yu Qin: “Thanks for the prompt. I’ll go first.” “I woke up one day and discovered I’d transmigrated into a book.” “I discovered that this book had plagiarized the plot of something I’d written.” “Then I discovered I’d become a cannon-fodder supporting female character in the book.” “After that, I realized the original heroine was so stunningly beautiful that I started having impure thoughts. I won her over, and we lived happily together... This story is also known as *108 Ways to Win Over the Heroine* and *After Transmigrating into a Book, I Got a HE with the Original Heroine*...” “Okay, actually, I just thought the original heroine was gorgeous. Beauty is justice, so I didn’t hesitate to become her gallant protector, doing everything in my power to advance the romance between the original hero and heroine... So this story is also called *The Supporting Heroine’s Blood, Sweat, and Tears* and *The Supporting Heroine Is Shipping Couples Again Today*.” “What about my male lead? That’s a whole sob story, folks...” “If we named this story after my romance, it could be called *The Platonic Love Between a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Heroine and a Background-Character Supporting Hero*...” Yu Qin (bowing ninety degrees): “Life is tough, so your heroine has to perform for a living. Don’t miss out, ladies, come one, come all~”