Fortune-Favoring Simulator

Lu Yuan had long dreamed of getting a simulator. After twenty years, he finally got one.

Unfortunately, things weren't as wonderful as he'd imagined.

Killed by a beautiful senior sister, choked to death while eating, or falling off a cliff to his death...

This run's doomed, so let's just give up!

[Host, would you like to enter the simulator again?]

[Yes!]

Finally, after dying in countless different ways, Lu Yuan found the best solution.

“Junior Sister, come with me. If you go that way, you'll get struck by lightning.”

“Senior Brother, be careful when you go out. Whatever you do, don't let a fox demon latch on to you.”

“Master, maybe don't practice alchemy this afternoon. Something's bound to go wrong sooner or later.”

Many years later, when everyone marveled at Lu Yuan's gift for foreseeing the future, he merely said, “Nothing special. I've just had a lot of practice.”