This Immortal Emperor Wants to Retire

Emperor Zhenwu, who is the co-lord of the Heavenly Court, wanted to retire because he had sat on the throne for more than three thousand years and approved memorials day after day. After hastily passing the throne to his eldest disciple, he went down to earth to enjoy his retirement life. My original intention was to eat all the delicacies in the world and drink all the wines in the world, but on the way to retirement, I first accepted a beautiful woman as a maid, and then it got out of hand. The leader of the martial arts alliance became his younger brother, the devil's holy mother wanted to kidnap me to be the village's wife, the princess wanted me to be the consort, the rebels wanted me to be their boss, six of the seven princes in the dynasty worshiped me as their disciple, and even the emperor was my fan! Many years later, the Immortal Emperor looked back on the past and couldn't help shouting with grief and anger: I just want to live a happy retirement, why am I still so busy!