Journey to the West: Burning Incense as a Panda Makes Me Stronger

My new book is now online. It's another primordial-era story: The Man in the Primordial World: Starting by Collecting the Corpses of Chaos Gods and Demons. Please give it a bookmark and let it sit in your library for a while!

“Ding! Host signed in for an Earth-grade Di Jiang incense stick. Light it to obtain the bloodline of an Ancestral Witch and fragments of the Laws of Space!”

“Ding! Host signed in for an Earth-grade cultivation incense stick. Light it to obtain five thousand years of cultivation!”

“Ding! Host signed in for a Heaven-grade spirit treasure incense stick. Light it to obtain the Innate Treasure, the Chaos Bell!”

“Ding! Host signed in for an Immortal-grade lineage incense stick. Light it to obtain the lineage of a Chaos God-Demon!”

“Ding! Host signed in for a Saint-grade cultivation art incense stick. Light it to obtain the Primordial-grade cultivation art, The First Chapter...”

After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West and turning into a bamboo-eating bear, he received the golden finger, the Myriad Worlds Incense-Burning System!

And so Zhang Hao began his busy sign-in journey, visiting blessed grottos and sacred lands throughout the Three Realms.

One day, he suddenly realized that something about this world seemed a little off!

Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in the Underworld, only to have a mysterious powerhouse teach him a lesson?

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva vowed, “I will not become a Buddha until Hell is empty!” only to be thrown straight out of the cycle of reincarnation?

And why had so many ancient powerhouses from the Longhan Tribulation returned to the world?

Making Sun Wukong fight Donghuang? This had to be a joke!

Making Zhu Bajie go toe-to-toe with an Ancestral Witch? That's just serving him up on a platter!

Wait, what?

Sha Monk wants to slide-tackle the First Qilin too?

Come on, are you sure you're even enough to get stuck between its teeth?

It wasn't until one day that Zhang Hao suddenly realized all those impossibly powerful returnees seemed to be connected to his sign-ins...