Flip-Flops Conquer the Nine Realms, and I Pick Up an Empress from the Start

Name: Flip-Flops Conquer the Nine Realms, and I Pick Up an Empress from the Start
Author: Ji Xin

拖鞋横扫九界开局捡女帝

by Ji Xin (季信)

Status: Completed
Length: 97k Words
Genre: Mystery & Supernatural
Subgenre: Supernatural Folklore
Updated: 4y ago
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[Mystery + immortality + absurd humor + laughs + invincible protagonist + self-deprecation]

Picked up an empress from the start.

They call me Hao Ge,

but people who don’t know me call me Tu Ge.

On this hidden star,

I’ve drifted from city to city,

living for tens of thousands of years.

Now I live in seclusion in the capital of the Three Realms,

a modern city.

It’s also a rather unusual place.

Over the past tens of thousands of years,

on this star,

I’ve been an emperor,

a beggar,

a monk who begged for alms,

dug up graves and tombs, and even robbed my own mausoleum.

Worst of all, I became a heart-stealing thief.

All these years,

I’ve had Xiao Qiang by my side,

a cat who has always been my constant companion.

The story begins in the modern capital of the Three Realms,

and has nothing to do with real-world issues.

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