Daily Life of God of War on the Third Floor

Three years later, the protagonist Huo Ran finally returns officially. He raised his head and glanced at the sky, nonchalantly wiping away the bb's that the birds had landed on his head. "Sofia, I'm back. I want to make the whole capital tremble for me." "I'll tell you, coffee can only be called coffee if you add cat poop." "Repent for the rest of your life, a woman who has never even driven a tractor!" (Purely a spoof, just for fun)