The Mysterious Vegetable Garden at Grandma's House

【A heartwarming story for kids. Adults who aren't interested, please don't complain.】 Grandma's vegetable garden was so huge, and the lanky shiitake mushrooms grew so tall and long. The cabbage with a dog-face was so pretty. I grabbed it with my left hand and raised my sickle with my right. A dreadful scream came from underground. I brought home a basketful of fresh vegetables. Grandma made me snacks to go with my drinks, and I sipped her homemade “Little Bird Vodka.” “Thunderbolt, baka!” “ZBC!” “Ruthless Kharasho!” I casually recited magical incantations. Grandma said I had the makings of a genius mage!