I'm Really Not a Great Hero

Jiang Xiaoliu had just gotten a promotion and a raise, and won the favor of his dream girl, when he was forcibly bound to the Great Hero System and taken to another world. The only way back is to die a natural death. Tian Boguang, your twin blades are so dull they can’t even cut a single hair! Prince Eight, I hear the executioner’s blade at your residence is razor-sharp? Ji Shishi, put your back into it. I can still take it! Demon God Qiye, weren’t you going to destroy the world? Hurry up and get on with it. I’m tired!