Douluo Dalu: I'm Done Pretending, and I Have a Life Simulator

[Name: Xiao Yuer] [Looks: 10] [Intelligence: 10] [Constitution: 10] [Family Background: 10] [Fortune: 999959] [Attribute allocation complete. Would you like to restart your life?] “Start!” [Age 0: You were born. The “Born a Girl” ability activates. You are a girl, born amid radiant clouds and auspicious purple mists. Your future is destined to be extraordinary, and your era has begun.] [Age 1: You were born into a wealthy family. Your parents dote on you and name you “Xiao Yuer.”] [Age 2: You seem to have discovered the secret of a mysterious little box. You start demanding to help your father with state affairs, and he agrees.] [Age 3: Your father thinks you're not as lively as other children, so he finds you a young page named Tang San.] ??? Tang San is actually my page? You lousy System, I can't believe it. I've got a powerful ally now! Come on, who's afraid of whom? Let's see if you can mess with me faster than I can milk this for all it's worth...