I'm Really Just a Daddy

"I swear, I really don't want to be a daddy!" … "I just want the three million." … Hanhan: "Daddy, can I tell the story you told me to my classmates?" Li thought: "Of course." … "How did you come up with the educational fable?" Hey hey hey, what do you mean by shoving the microphone in my face during the interview? … Hanhan: "Dad, can I tell my classmates that you are (April Human World)?" Li Xiang: "Okay..." Mr. Li Xiang, how do you feel about being named a member of the Outstanding Writers Association?