Traveling Through the Alien Demon System

What, you said you have the strongest Juggernaut system? Don't worry, I have the world's strongest swordsman as my thug. What, you said you have a brave system? Don't worry, I have an ex-hero serving as my chef. What, you said you have the strongest emperor system? Don't worry, I have Lao Wang next door to conquer the world for me. You ask me why I didn't mention my own Demon King system? Because this is a crappy system, go to hell with your alien demon system!