One Piece: My Brothers Number in the Hundreds of Millions

"Ding-dong! Congratulations, you have been bound to the strongest sworn-brotherhood System!"

"As long as the Host says to anyone, [Since we are so fated to meet, why don't we become sworn brothers], and obtains their consent, it will count as a successful sworn brotherhood!"

"After the sworn brotherhood succeeds, the Host will obtain one of that brother's skills. The more sworn brothers the Host has, the higher the quality of the skill drawn!"

What belongs to my brothers belongs to me, and what belongs to me still belongs to me.

If becoming sworn brothers lets me draw skills, then why not become sworn brothers with everyone under heaven?

"Kuzan, what a coincidence! We both have afros. Since we are so fated to meet, why don't we become sworn brothers!"

"Kizaru, what a coincidence! We are both Marines. Since we are so fated to meet, why don't we become sworn brothers!"

"Shanks, what a coincidence! We are both men. Since we are so fated to meet, why don't we become sworn brothers!"

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