Quick Transmigration: The Big-Shot Host Has a Face-Slapping Superpower

Rookie System 002 thought it had bonded with a “rookie” Host, and began its diligent days of helping its adorable Host pull off face-slapping against transmigrators. The apocalypse. System: “Host, don’t panic. They’re just a bunch of soulless zombies. You’re the same as them, so bite them too.” She carries her teammates to victory and even becomes everyone’s favorite! System: “...!” Modern cultivation. System: “Host, don’t go! That’s the source of the Blazing Crystal! You’ll be burned to ash!” The next second, Yuan Jin gulps it down in one bite, then contentedly squints. “It tastes like strawberry pudding!” Modern day. System: “Host, the difference between your species is too great. There’s no need to fight head-on. Just follow my lead...” Yuan Jin lets out a meow and rushes at the burly man, scratching his face furiously before landing back in her owner’s arms and mewing weakly. Interstellar era. System: “Host, don’t worry. I have 10,086 recipes from How to Become a Master Chef. We’ll definitely beat the transmigrator’s cooking System.” Yuan Jin has already spread her culinary training centers across the entire interstellar realm. System: “...Sorry, I was thinking too small. Turns out I’m the useless one!”