I’m Only Trying to Die, Honestly

Also known as The Unrivaled Patriot. Wu Shuang accidentally bound himself to a strange System that made him stronger whenever he did something suicidal, but all he wanted was to return to Earth. The System said, “Want to go back to Earth? Sure. Just get strong enough.” If doing something suicidal could make him stronger, how hard could it be? Having lost all hope, Wu Shuang went to insult the sect master. As he wrapped his arms around the beautiful sect master, he thought smugly, Let’s see you kill me now! Sect Master Xia Chu’er frowned. This guy’s just a lowly outer-sect servant. How could he have the nerve to do something like this? He must have been drugged by the Xiaoyao Sect. I have to save him. Wu Shuang charged at Xiaoyaozi. “If you want to kill my sect master, you’ll have to step over my dead body first!” Xiaoyaozi, the ruler of his generation, was astonished. This fellow is no ordinary person. He must be a saint reincarnated. I’d better back down! Wu Shuang slapped Zhao Erguang, knocking out two of his front teeth, and roared, “Take that! Let’s see you beat me to death now!” Elder Zhao Erguang of the Chaoyuan Sect was terrified. This kid must have someone powerful backing him, someone we absolutely can’t afford to offend. Being humiliated today is a small matter. Staying alive is what counts. Wu Shuang was on the verge of tears. “I’m just an ordinary man, but no matter what, everyone refuses to believe it!” “All I want is to die, but my enemies just aren’t up to the task!” Wu Shuang lamented time and again. Why was it so hard to die? From then on, Wu Shuang’s suicidal antics turned the whole world upside down...