My Roommate During Quarantine Is Female

It was only a few days since school started, but I received a notice that I would be quarantined in a hotel. She obviously wanted to be more casual by herself, but she chose to live with a neurotic boy. I obviously don't want to take a shower, but I'm forced to do so every day by this bastard. Really, a grown man who is less than 165 still wears a hat in this room every day!!