As a Pirate, You Get Double Divine Power at the Beginning

Kizaru, stop showing off your light speed kick in front of me. Can you catch my S-level secret, Super Flash, Flying Thunder God, and One Hand? Akainu, please go home quickly and find your mother to drink milk. No matter how naughty you are, I will turn you into a roasted red dog with just one S-level magic spell: Fire Extinguishing. Blackbeard, you are too ugly. Please stop laughing. I heard that your Dark Fruit is immune to all attacks. Take my S-level dust escape and limit peeling technique first. A true man can survive. Top War Misimi-Honan sat in the body of the perfect Susanoo, bit his cigar, blew out a puff of smoke, and said: "I'm sorry, I mean everyone here is rubbish!"