The First Female Immortal of the Three Realms

[The Serious Blurb] Qing Lan is a female immortal from ancient times. After the universe fell into chaos, she slept for fifty thousand years before awakening. A living relic of the Immortal Realm, she emerged from seclusion, and the Heavenly Emperor immediately invited her to live in the Eighth Heaven, where she would protect the highest of secrets: the Celestial Library. Liyuan, the greatest war god of the Three Realms, and even Ming Xuan, the Heavenly Emperor, have to call her Auntie when they see her. As for everyone else, all they can do is bow their heads respectfully, bend at the waist, and call out, “Greetings, Grand-aunt!” But no one knows that the great immortal Qing Lan actually died in that cataclysm. The person now occupying her body is an ordinary young man, Zhao Qinglan, with all five virtues. She may not know a single spell, but she has read years’ worth of wish-fulfillment fiction and formulaic novels. Add in a willingness to study, and she sets off on an absurd, laughable journey, relying on nothing but her talent for bluffing. [Bonus Scene] “Hey! Which immortal are you sending out? I am the Purple Golden Toad, who swallows the heavens and spits out the seas, stirs up waves and commands the winds and rain! My blade cuts down no nobodies!” A burly male demon strode out from the demon ranks, shouting defiantly. The immortal ranks suddenly parted, and a dazzling, radiant woman stepped out amid everyone’s reverent, admiring gazes. She said coolly, “Eighth Heaven, Qing Lan.” The male demon twitched his ears, clenched his fist, and said solemnly, “I am impressed. I admit I am no match for you. The green hills remain, and the rivers flow on. Immortal Qing Lan, let’s fight another three hundred rounds next time. Until then!” [Reading Guide] 1. The heroine knows how to do everything, except magic. She’s utterly hopeless at that. 2. The hero appears late, so be patient if you’re here for the romance. 3. The author is an expert at revising. 4. Please keep the comments civil!