The Little Taoist Becomes a God

“Get fired up, young man! You're still young...” “No, I'm still a kid! There's no rush...” “Come on, give this cultivation manual, this magic treasure, and this battle robe a try! They were left behind by your great-grandmaster!” “Master, this cultivation manual costs five coins a copy on Dragon Street! That magic treasure? Wang Erxiao from the neighboring village, who used to run around naked as a kid, gave me one yesterday! And this ragged old ‘battle robe’ will probably leave me exposed!” “Don't talk back! With your lazy attitude, when will you ever restore our sect to its former glory? Back in the day, your great-grandmaster...” “He was incredibly talented, worshipped by countless people, and the number one cultivator in the world! He was also devastatingly handsome, elegant, and distinguished...” “But sadly...” “Sadly, no one knows why the great-grandmaster suddenly went into seclusion. It's been three hundred years, and no one knows where he is or whether he's alive! By your time, the sect had fallen into decline, with only a broken-down temple left!” “Enough, enough! This is the magnificent temple where your great-grandmaster cultivated before he rose to greatness! You do nothing but eat, drink, sleep, and sunbathe. What would you know?” “Master, I'm going to beg for alms. Why don't you take your time sorting through those treasures?” “Get out, get out...” The trials and tribulations of having a master obsessed with becoming an immortal and a god! The legendary number one cultivator in the world has actually fallen on hard times and been bullied by his great-great-great-granddisciple! He used to be full of fiery ambition, but that all vanished when he failed his heavenly tribulation and lost everything. Now he wants to try a different path to cultivation! He'll laze around in the sun at this broken-down temple and become an immortal and a god... He's had enough of fighting and killing... Once he becomes an immortal and a god, he can just tell people what to do and let them fight for fun!