The Peak Glory of a Top Student

I was an ordinary top student,

raised on public-school education.

My teachers taught me math, physics, and chemistry,

so I had nothing to fear, wherever I went.

Then Heaven granted me a cheat,

and tricked me into fighting in a game.

Who knew the canyon would be filled with beauties?

Why travel to the ends of the earth,

when I can just pick Luna?

This match, I’m going on a killing spree!