The Fake Half-Immortal of Teyvat

It turns out that Keqing likes golden shrimp balls. As a true lover, I made fifty portions for her. But I found out that this thing is for resurrection, so I could only kill Keqing and feed it to her. Brother, am I doing the right thing? (*˘˘*).｡.:*♡

Name: Chen Shi Gender: Male Age: Unknown Birthplace: Liyue Eye of God: Rock Zone of Life: Heavenly Stem Birthday: Unknown Characteristics: God's stick, eye of God on top of head, long black hair, gray robe, ruler of rocks (fog), opening shield first in fights, kind, poor, drunkard, telling lies, running fast, having good social relations, Guoba's number one enemy. A young man from the Guhua sect, telling fortunes (cheating money) for everyone with his head bobbed, seems to have a mysterious life experience. To Diluc "Small-minded fellow, guarding against me is like guarding against a thief. Do I look like a thief? Am I not an honest thief of the wine in the wine cellar?" To Xingqiu "Junior brother... Is really good. He has helped me a lot and helped me clean up the mess. I will always protect him as long as I live. This is my contract with him as a senior brother. About" To Xiangling "Huh? Slime is a slime again! Can't she change to something else? What! Frog sashimi? Please let me go..." To Crispy Rice "Crispy rice is a good thing. It can warm the fire, light up the fire, and... It seems like it has no use other than breathing fire, right?" To Keli "Jing" She is a cute little girl from the Eldar tribe. I like her bombs very much, but in my opinion there is still a lot to be improved on. Maybe her mother Alice should know more. Well, if we have a chance, we can study together how to bring down the Thousand Winds Temple to the sky..." To Keqing "Tsk! Ignorant woman! One day I will reveal the secrets in her cabinet. "It's made public." To the traveler "The wind from another world brings new stories, and time will make this butterfly shake the storm" To Paimon "It's so cute... I want to eat it..." To Hutao "Old Hu is a wonderful person, although he acts a little recklessly, but who doesn't love a ghost-type girl~" To Zhongli "This young man? Er, old man? That's what Wendy called him. I'm very grateful because he got the Eye of God, but I can't imitate his old-fashioned look all day long. He is obviously very young, why is he so smart. What? I look similar to him? Stop talking nonsense!" To Ningguang "I heard that Ningguang wants to rebuild the Qunyu Pavilion. Give me the drawings and I'll do the contracting myself. As long as the price is right, I can make dozens of jade pavilions in a day~ Just kidding." To Mandrill "I'm very grateful to him, he is my best friend." To Coral Palace Xinhai "Xinhai is a good girl. I feel like she is like a mermaid from the deep sea. I almost fell in love with her back then. , But unfortunately, she is too smart, and I feel insecure when I am with her. I don't know how she is doing now..." To Beidou, "My eldest sister is so brave! You can cut off the head of such a big sea beast with one knife, tsk tsk. If it were on the ground, I could just squeeze it into fish paste..." To Manyo, "I'm really sorry, I can't help. To you... I'm so sorry..." To Ruoduo Dragon King "??????" To Young Master "You are the rooster of fools... No, Young Master! It's quite powerful. The Demon King's Arms released a whale and hit me on the head. I will remember it forever! By the way, if you made a whale from water and hit me, then it's not too much for me to make a Hades beast out of stone and go back to it, right?"

Not bad, good looking! It's the best one I've read among Genshin Impact fanfics. In addition, Xiangling's character is so awesome. She is the girl who has the strongest bond with the protagonist so far. In addition, Genshin Impact doesn't need to have a harem. The author has set up the relationship between the protagonist and other female characters so that they can communicate lightly. The other characters don't have any special feelings towards the protagonist. Currently, Xiangling's protagonist is in a role. It's quite comfortable to watch. Unlike other Genshin Impact fanfics, which have a harem, which makes it uncomfortable to watch! The author's relationship with the characters is handled very well in this book, and it's very comfortable to read!

It was a little abrupt, and some of the words were unspoken and unpleasant. It's over. I feel a little sad that it's over. I read a lot of novels, but not many that I really follow. I still remember that year when I was reborn as an urban immortal. After that, I was really a big star, and behind me was my sister Luo Tianyi. Eunuch, off the shelf, appendix. Isn't this a bit of a coincidence? I have been following "Half Immortal" since there were only a few words in it. The author's writing is smooth, the writing is mature, the protagonist Chenshi is not serious yet elegant, and the style is funny yet rigorous and urgent. I am a bit picky about reading books, but looking at "Half Immortal", I think there are no flaws or mistakes. It's over, I have regrets. I advised the author to write a sequel to the emotional line between Lao Chen and Xiang Ling, but... Perhaps Chen Shi's daily "heartless" life is what each of us wants. This character is very successful in shaping the image, and the work is something that can resonate, isn't it? I have never read any of the popular texts in the past few years. I only read books based on my preference. "Half Immortal" really made me linger. Whether a novel is attractive or not, for example, I will watch the previous plot while eating, and many people will also watch short videos while eating. I believe that the protagonist's personality is established through the author himself or his ideal self. I have been in contact with the author, who can speak dirty words and is not serious. I read this book online to travel around the world. Maybe it was due to some friendship (I think). I was particularly reluctant to finish "Half Immortal". I tried to dissuade him when he first said it was finished, but continuing to write it might be a bit of torture for him. "Suddenly relieved" "I no longer have to think about the plot when washing and cooking." I also advise readers who said The Eunuch's Appendix, I also understand that with deep love comes deep responsibility. But creation is really not easy, so please don't criticize me, and keep the beauty and stories left behind by this book. I have many thoughts, but this is all.

Nice. When I first played, I thought Wendy was a girl. Also, is Xingqiu a boy? I always thought it was a beautiful woman wearing a cheongsam

Inventory of the Immortal Shuizhidao#2023 Hongtu Exhibition#

Everyone is going to play 2.1. Is anyone reading a book? I'm going to play too.

By the small river in Guiliyuan, there was still the same Qiuqiu people camp, but now it had developed into a large tribe. After that Hailantern Festival, Chenshi became friends with these Qiuqiu people and built big houses for them. The Qiuqiu people were grateful to Chenshi and regarded him as the leader of the tribe. And the Fire Ax Qiuqiu man who was missing one ear has completed his evolution under Chen Shi's training and turned into the huge, ferocious and burly King of Explosive Flame Qiuqiu. This is the only fire-attributed Qiu Qiu King in Mondstadt and Liyue. After being trained by Chen Shi, its strength is even more exaggerated. It can tear apart a rock dragon lizard with one hand and make a one-eyed treasure with one punch. In Chenshi's position, this guy's strength can definitely crush a series of elite bosses such as pure water elves. As Prince Xiaoyan, he must have his own dependents after all. Not only did one ear evolve into the Qiuqiu King, but even its younger brothers also completed the evolution, including the Qiuqiu great shaman elder, the big Qiuqiu thug, etc. The strength of the entire tribe soared to an exaggerated level. If you follow the game's positioning, you can harvest five or six gorgeous treasure chests by clearing this tribe. At this time, the ceilings among these Qiuqiu people were sitting together, looking at Chen Shi sitting alone by the river. You looked at me and I looked at you, chattering in Qiuqiu language, not knowing what to do. "Who is going to take a look?" "The leader has been sitting for two days." "If I don't go, I'm afraid of being beaten..." In the end, it was the most powerful King of Explosive Flame Qiuqiu who stepped forward alone. His huge body was like a hill, and his voice was like thunder when he walked, even though it was light enough to walk. It was afraid that its own temperature would burn Chenshi, so it sat not far from Chenshi. The figures of one large and one small formed a strong contrast. Seeing such a big guy sitting next to him with his legs folded obediently, Chenshi couldn't help laughing, shook his head, soaked his feet in the river, put his hands on the ground, looked up at the scorching sun, and felt as sad as the sea. King Baoyan Qiuqiu imitated Chen Shi and put his feet into the river to soak. However, not long after his feet soaked in, the river water began to boil, and the fish and shrimp floated up on their bellies. It is estimated that this section of the river will turn into a boiling water river in a short time. Seeing Chen Shi helplessly withdrawing his foot, King Baoyan Qiuqiu quickly admitted his mistake like a child who had done something wrong, and said in human words: "I'm sorry." "Don't worry about me, you can just go and have fun..." King Explosive Flame Qiuqiu retreated with rumbling steps, and the surrounding Qiuqiu people immediately gathered around: "How?" "There is no way, it looks very sad." Is the leader depressed? "Fart! If you keep talking nonsense, I will hang you up!" "Then let me go get some food... Or catch the dragon lizard?" "Who can eat the little ones?! Catch the big ones, rock dragon lizards, five or six of them! And pull a few more cheating flowers. The three of you can go together, dig up the Explosive Flame Tree, and make soup to replenish the leader." Okay. "I am a turtle turtle!" When the trio of Paimon arrived at the river, they were a little dumbfounded. In their memory, this place was still the way it was after being mercilessly destroyed by Chenshi. The Qiuqiu people were only allowed to live in animal skin sheds. Now, several huge stone palaces stood by the river, and several large Qiuqiu people were surrounding them. In the middle was a larger, red King Qiuqiu. The aura exuding from his body was the most powerful he had ever seen. "Is the fortune teller the king here? Xiao Liyue? This is too exaggerated!" Paimon's jaw dropped a bit. Amber spread her hands and said: "What you said is indeed true... Chenshi has been training these Qiuqiu people here in the past few months since Dao's wife came back..." Paimon said in disbelief: "No one cares? Are there such a group of terrifying guys in Liyue?" "Ah, but they were trained by Chenshi. Although they caused panic, fortunately Chenshi has restrained them well. They will not attack humans now. Instead, they will escort the chambers of commerce between Liyue and Mondstadt. Just pay them Mora, and the price is cheaper than ordinary escort agencies, and the escort effect is even better..." "The people from Qiuqiu took in Maura..." The corner of Ying's mouth twitched, and she just sighed in admiration for a while: "Chen Shi made a good calculation... This guy must be extremely rich now..." "Then he doesn't like the money we get from selling things? Is it possible..." Paimon's brain circuit is still clear. "No! Don't touch other people's things! Paimon, please don't violate the contract. Those who violate the contract will be punished by eating rocks. Do you want Prince Xiaoyan to feed you personally?" "Hey... No, no... Ah wait! Are these Qiuqiu people coming towards us!?" Just as the three of them were talking, three Qiuqiu people ran out of the tribe. Their huge bodies and their movements were uniform. The dust was shaken up with every step they took. They ran past the three of them without looking back, making Paimon break into a cold sweat. "What a terrible pressure..." Paimeng touched his beating little heart and looked at the backs of the three Qiuqiu people leaving side by side: "It is bigger than the Qiuqiu people of the same level outside. How did this guy train to be a fortune teller..." "Let's go in first." Amber took the lead. "Are you going in like that?" Paimon was still a little scared. Amber patted her chest and said: "Yes, when I followed the caravan back to Mondstadt from Liyue, I came in to talk to King Qiuqiu directly. Don't worry, this King Qiuqiu can talk and can communicate directly." Walking into the tribe, Paimeng felt a little disappointed, "Well, the houses are just bigger, but here are the same old-fashioned buildings, with sentry towers, bathtubs, altars..." "You? What are you doing!" Just as Paimon was scolding the tribe, the huge Explosive Flame King Qiuqiu came over, with booming steps that made the earth tremble as he walked. Paimon shrank directly behind Ying, and Ying directly pulled out the edgeless sword. "Well, let's find Chen Shi!" Amber was obviously much calmer. After all, he had done business several times. "Huh?" King Baoyan Qiuqiu's eyes lit up, "Are you friends of the leader?" "Chief..." Paimon and Ying looked at each other, both of them had strange expressions on their faces. Paimon muttered: "Can this Qiuqiu man still speak human language... How on earth does this fortune teller do it?" "How to prove it?" King Baoyan Qiuqiu was a little doubtful. "Yes, we are indeed his friends, look at this!" Ying responded quickly and took out a small flag, a yellow triangular flag, propped up with a stone stick, with two words written on it: "Half Immortal". "Well..." King Explosive Flame Qiuqiu felt it and breathed a sigh of relief, "Yes, it has the aura of a leader." Later, King Baoyan Qiuqiu and Ying and others told about Chenshi's situation here in the past few days. "Not eating or drinking, just being in a daze all day... Are you really at odds with Xiang Ling..." Paimon was puzzled: "Such a careless person can be so sad sometimes! When he was a one-armed hero, he was still laughing and joking all day long!" "Let's go and take a look first." "Great!" King Baoyan Qiuqiu was very happy and pointed at Chenshi sitting by the river: "The leader is right there, please cheer him up! Without the guidance of the leader, I feel that my strength has declined in the past two days!" King Explosive Flame Qiuqiu flexed his muscles, and the magma flames on his body spurted out again... "Hey! Fortune teller!" Paimon suddenly appeared in Chenshi's field of vision and said hello. "Ouch! You scared me!" Chen Shi said expressionlessly. "Tsk, there is obviously no reaction! You learned it from Ah Fu, right?" "I... Alas... Let's not talk about this for now. When did you come back?" Ying and Chen Shi sat together and said, "Master Mao, who just came back, asked me to find you and tell him why you haven't been to Wanmin Hall in the past two days." Paimon nodded quickly: "Yes, yes! What happened to you and Xiang Ling?" "Is Rice Wife fun? I heard that "Ms." Was killed by General Raiden. Is it true? "Chen Shi answered the question incorrectly. "..." Ying and Paimon looked at each other in silence. "I'm asking about you and Xiangling! Paimon said helplessly. "Has the Eye Hunting Order been lifted? You guys are still awesome..." Chen Shi still changed the subject. "Chen Shi! Ying said seriously: "We are best friends, aren't we?" Amber went to hang out nearby. You can talk to me about any problem! " "I... Um..." Chen Shi opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, and finally turned into a sigh. "The thing is like this..." Chenshi explained his troubles to Ying and Paimon. "What! You said Xiang Ling might be interested in Yan Xiao!!? "Paimon's eyes widened in disbelief. Ying was also shocked: "You..." "Really! The way she looked at Yan Xiao... Was eager and caring, and she even forced him to participate in the chef competition..." Chenshi lowered his head and muttered softly. "No! There must be some misunderstanding! Have you gone to Xiangling and asked? " "I... Didn't dare to ask... I don't know what she was thinking, but the way she looked at Yan Xiao made me sad..." "Ah this..." Paimon whispered to him: "I'm sure this guy is jealous! I didn't expect that Prince Xiaoyan and Liyue's Chilong bloodline, who could challenge the God of Thunder, would also have such little emotions. It was really eye-opening! " "Do you think Xiang Ling will be interested in Yan Xiao? Paimeng pinched his chin and asked, "That guy Yanxiao, the way he squeals doesn't make girls like him at all. He doesn't have any advantages other than being strong, doesn't he?" " "Of course not! " Ying said with certainty: " Jokes aside, Chenshi and Xiangling have known each other for a long time. They have a deep relationship and love each other. At the beginning of the year, the two finally expressed their intention to get together. From this point of view, no one can interfere with their relationship. " "Then why? Chen Shi said that Xiang Ling cares about Yan Xiao very much. Isn't that nonsense..." "Is there a possibility? "Ying's words were loud and attracted Chen Shi's attention. "What is possible? " "Because Yan Xiao is a chef?! " "Chef??! " "That's right! "Ying said seriously: "If you said that Xiang Ling has caring and eager eyes towards Yan Xiao, then it is very likely that Yan Xiao is also a chef! " "What does this have to do with him being a chef? "Chen Shi was puzzled. "In Qingquan Town, Xiangling looked at Bullock, who was also a chef, with a very serious expression. She would care about him even if he made mistakes in cooking! Bullock is a woman, so you can't say that Xiangling is also interested in Bullock, right? " "That makes sense..." Chen Shi frowned and thought, "But it's still far-fetched. I always feel like you just said that to comfort me..." "Damn it! "Paimon finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed forward to pull Chenshi's hair. Chen Shi suddenly bared his teeth and grinned: "Oh, it hurts! Damn emergency food, I'm going to eat you! " Paimon looked at him with his hands on his hips and said, "You guys obviously don't believe in Xiang Ling! We can all see how good Xiangling is to you! Now you suspect that Xiang Ling is interested in someone else just because of one look! I think you are a big idiot! " Chen Shi stood up fiercely and said rapidly: "I... Of course I know that Xiang Ling is good to me... But I... But I just don't have the confidence... I am Chi! Xiangling knew that the Chenshi she liked was not a human being, but an evil chi that Tian Tiezui talked about dozens of times every day! Will she still... Still like me..." After saying that, Chenshi sat down and held his head in frustration. "I dare not tell her the truth... I... I'm so scared, you know... Just because of this damn Chi blood! Just because I..." "Chen Shi! "Ying suddenly shouted loudly. Chenshi raised his head blankly. "Do you think Xiangling doesn't know that you are not a human being? " "What do you mean? "Chen Shi was a little confused. "Shimen, you moved mountains with one hand, trying to kill Lotia; Liyue, the disaster that overturned the sea, you fought Ossel alone, and was severely injured by the final machine, destroying one arm; Nantianmen, accidentally entered the Ruotuo Cave, and suffered near-death injuries. For ordinary people, you were still alive and kicking with injuries that would have killed you thousands of times. As both possess the Eye of God, the power brought by the Eye of God naturally knows its limit. Xiangling naturally knows its limit, and every time you do this, it exceeds the limit of human beings. If it weren't for the advice given by Zhongli, even I couldn't help but doubt it. But as for Xiangling, she never asked you again. As long as you were still in front of her, she didn't care about how you did all this. " Chenshi was stunned. He had never thought of what Ying said. "Yes... Xiang Ling has never doubted it once..." "If you can't fight, run away." This is what Xiang Ling has said to him the most. But he never ran away once, and passed recklessly every time. This was the case with Lotia, the same with Auxerre, the same with Ruotuo, and even more so with the most important advice from Dao Wife... On the contrary, this time he just needed to ask Xiangling about something, but he ran away... Paimeng nodded: "In the final analysis, you are still not confident. Xiangling will not stay away from you because you are not a human being, let alone because Yanxiao has any meaning! Everything is you, you don't believe in Xiangling, you don't believe in yourself." "I..." Chenshi looked at his hands blankly, "Can you let me be alone for a while... Just a while." Paimon and Ying looked at each other and nodded. "Hurry up, we haven't eaten yet!"

In Liyue Port, a huge ship slowly sailed into the dock and docked steadily amid the cheers of the sailors. "I'm finally back!" Paimon couldn't wait to fly off the boat and breathed in the air that belonged to Liyue. "Returning to Liyue feels like going home." Ying nodded in agreement. "I always want to eat something hot and spicy when I return to Liyue." "So..." Paimon and Ying looked at each other and saw the light in each other's eyes. Ding! Reach a consensus. "Let's go, Manmin Hall!" "Hey, hey, you must eat all you can eat squirrel fish made by Xiang Ling!" Paimon said as he walked: "But I am more curious about Tatsushi and Xiang Ling. At what stage is it going? It's almost time to get married." "You always have expectations, maybe this guy can really understand all seven or six of them?" "Isn't this still a clueless thing?" Paimon scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hey!" The fireworks in Wanmin Hall are still there, and there is an endless stream of guests, including some acquaintances. Gan Yu, who always sits at table No. 6 In the corner, and Ke Qing are also sitting opposite her. The two of them seem to be talking about something very seriously. What disappoints Ying and Paimeng is that Xiangling is not in charge today. "Xiang Ling has been busy preparing to participate in the Zhuyue Festival Chef Competition recently. She has been working behind closed doors for a long time and wants to delve into unique new recipes." Xiang Ling's father, Master Mao, said. "Chef competition?!" Paimon's eyes suddenly shone, and he said eagerly: "Can we be the judges? I, Paimon, know how to eat!" "Oh, you are very energetic." Master Mao looked at Paimon with admiration, "I recognize your desire for delicious food! But the judges may No chance, because that is the seat of the Seven Stars, but with the Traveler's reputation in Liyue, there is absolutely no problem in being a public judge! " "Guhehehe..." Master Mao suddenly praised him, even Paimon, who was as thick-skinned as the walls of Mondstadt, was a little embarrassed, and put his hands behind his back with a shy smile. Ying rudely interrupted Paimon's self-improvement: "Wake up, he is praising me!" Then she said: "By the way, isn't Chenshi here?" As usual, Chenshi is either setting up a stall on the city gate bridge, or helping here, and in the latter case, he commits suicide in front of Zhongli in front of Zhongli in order to be sealed. These three places are the main scenes where Chenshi appears. "Chenshi..." Master Mao's expression changed, and he said helplessly: "Speaking of which, I just want to ask you for a favor." Paimon asked curiously: "About Chenshi?? " "That's right." Master Mao nodded, and continued: "Because of the chef competition, my daughter went with Chen Shi to ask for taste inspiration. It was okay at first, and the two of them were very friendly. Even my scalp feels numb when I look at it, but since they came back from the Wangshu Inn, Chenshi's whole person feels different, like... How can I describe it, he is very resentful and disappointed, and he can't understand what happened to them." Paimon and Ying looked at each other, and couldn't help but imagine the appearance of Chenshi described by Master Mao, resentful and disappointed... Why do he feel like a frustrated little wife? Master Mao continued: "Then, Chenshi hasn't come over for a few days, and Xiangling just shuts himself up all day long to study new dishes, and I can't ask, so this situation is very strange. I'm worried that the two of them might There was an awkward situation and I couldn't bear to apologize to the other party, so you came back just in time. Can you go find Chen Shi and ask what happened?" "Is this considered a commission? "Paimeng crossed his arms and complained: "It's such a tiring life. After more than a month on the boat, I have to help the fortune teller deal with emotional matters! Why is this guy so uneasy and so awkward in such a relationship?" Ying pinched her chin and said, "That's unlikely. Chenshi is a shameless person no matter what. If he makes a mistake, he will kneel down and apologize immediately. There will be no chance of getting into trouble!" Paimon said helplessly: "Hey, hey. Hey, are you polite? If the fortune teller hears this, I won't care about you. " "Then the reason is, if it's a relationship issue, it's not Chenshi's fault, it's Xiangling's fault! Xiangling doesn't know that she made a mistake yet, and she is still in seclusion to study cooking skills, so Chenshi can't speak, but she feels uncomfortable if she doesn't say it, so..." Ying pushed up her non-existent glasses, and a sharp light flashed in her eyes: "The truth is only "There is one!" Find a fortune teller!" "But where are they?" "This is embarrassing..." "The two stared blankly, not knowing what to do. "Hey! Honorary Knight! And little Paimon!" A clear voice came, and Ying and Paimon thought it was familiar. They looked for the voice and looked over, and it turned out to be Amber! "Amber? Why are you in Liyue!?" Paimon said in surprise. "Eh? Isn't that weird? Didn't I come back for the Sea Lantern Festival? It's normal for me to come back to visit relatives during the Moon Festival." Amber said with a smile, her sunny smile always full of energy. Paimon and Ying murmured in a low voice: "I don't know why, but there is always a feeling of incompatibility when meeting people from the Mondstadt Knights on the streets of Liyue." Ying nodded in agreement: "Same feeling." "By the way, why are you two standing in the middle of the road? You just came back from Dao Wife and you can't walk anymore?" Amber teased. "No, we are looking for someone!" Amber's eyes lit up, she was a professional counterpart, wasn't she? "Looking for someone? Of course, I, the detective knight Amber, am the most professional! Come on, tell me who you are looking for, I'm panicking right now!" Ying and Paimon said in unison: "Chen Shi!" "Fortune teller! " "Simple! If he is still in Liyue..." So, Amber took Paimeng and Ying to the top of Tianheng Mountain, where the entire Liyue City and even Guiliyuan could be seen clearly. "You can see far when you stand high." Amber looked around with a telescope, but surprisingly, Chen Shi was not found. Amber murmured: "Is it possible that he was in the house and didn't come out?" Ying thought for a while, but still shook her head: "I know this guy, he is definitely not a person who can stay in the house." "Can't stay in the city... There is only one place!" An Bo looked at Guiliyuan and said in surprise: "I see the hair! It's him, but... Why is he with Qiuqiu?"

The writing is very good, the logic is smooth, and there are no poisonous points. The Genshin Impact fanfic I have ever seen is the best