The Quick Transmigration Big Shot Is Fierce and Fabulous

[Friends, my new book is out: Quick Transmigration: I Keep Becoming Vicious Old Ladies Who Raise Villains. Come check it out, mwah!] After Li Yan fails a mission by killing the male lead, she's transferred to the Scumbag Punishment Group.

System: B-Big shot, could you maybe stop being so violent...?

Li Yan: Sure.

And so

In a rebirth novel about a domineering CEO and his beloved white moonlight, she becomes the CEO's wife in an arranged marriage. When the CEO and his white moonlight lose all self-control in front of her and are about to get up to something unspeakable, Li Yan whips out her phone and starts filming. “Hey, look at the camera.”

In a period novel about a phoenix man, she becomes a naive sweetheart who's been manipulated and discarded by her scumbag boyfriend. When he puts on another pity act and plays the devoted lover right in front of her, Li Yan laughs. “Get lost.”

In the end

The domineering CEO is left in tears and misery, buried in debt, while he and his white moonlight can't stand the sight of each other.

The scumbag is kicked out of the house, loses everything, and is despised by the world.

…

Li Yan nods in satisfaction as she looks coolly at the trash cowering before her.

“See? I'm very gentle.”