Quick Transmigration Queen Wins Over the Whole World

(My new book, The Farmer's Wife: The Mountain Man Knows How to Treat Her Right, is out now. Come check it out!) [A 1v1, sweet and satisfying fluff story, packed with wacky characters] [The System's got some tricks up its sleeve] System: “The mission is perfectly safe. You won't die! You have the golden finger of infinite resurrection!” Female Lead: “But I'm just a low-level zombie who's been killed and resurrected countless times by the male lead.” System: “The mission is simple. You can complete it while sitting down!” Female Lead: “Is that why you crippled my legs?” System: “The male lead loves you as much as his own life. If you're alive, he'll be alive!” Female Lead: “I'm just a sword!” [The female lead is a menace] System: “You wipe out enemies in seconds, charm your dream man with your amazing skills, and hack the quick transmigration System headquarters. Host, how are you so badass?” Female Lead: “My goals are to crush my enemies, win over my dream man, and get revenge on you!” System: “orz Please spare me!”