Quick Transmigration Queen Wins Over the Whole World

[A 1v1, sweet and satisfying fluff story, packed with wacky characters]

[The System's got some tricks up its sleeve]

System: “The mission is perfectly safe. You won't die! You have the golden finger of infinite resurrection!”

Female Lead: “But I'm just a low-level zombie who's been killed and resurrected countless times by the male lead.”

System: “The mission is simple. You can complete it while sitting down!”

Female Lead: “Is that why you crippled my legs?”

System: “The male lead loves you as much as his own life. If you're alive, he'll be alive!”

Female Lead: “I'm just a sword!”

[The female lead is a menace]

System: “You wipe out enemies in seconds, charm your dream man with your amazing skills, and hack the quick transmigration System headquarters. Host, how are you so badass?”

Female Lead: “My goals are to crush my enemies, win over my dream man, and get revenge on you!”

System: “orz Please spare me!”