The World Listens to Me

Normal version: "The French stick is the sharpest sword in the world!" "Chocolate and milk are the best ways to purify psychic energy!" "Don't throw away the unused poison. Wrap it in bread crumbs and fry it in a pan until golden. The kids next door will be so greedy that they will cry. Are you afraid that your enemies won't eat it?" Facing those eyes that look like fools. Lu Ming said firmly: "It's all because of your ignorance that you don't know this knowledge. This is the law of nature and this is the truth of the world!" Therefore, the baguette in his hand became the sharpest sword, and chocolate and milk became the strongest purifiers. As long as anything is coated in bread crumbs and fried in a pan, it will become delicious! The most cowardly God of the World was born from this! ... Fancy version: The light writes the final chapter, and the darkness sings its own epic. "I am the most handsome boy in the world, who can object?" The rampant demons shouted despicable declarations, but the righteous men who refused to die could not stand up and rebuke! Black clouds cover the red sun, and white mist covers the mountains and sea. There will be no more peace in the world, and this world will eventually be unknown. This is the way home for the lost! This is the narrative poem of the silent man! In fact, this is just the story of an abnormal person struggling to survive in this abnormal world.