I Fight Across the Three Kingdoms in Journey to the West

My name is Lü Bu, and I’m a martial artist. But when I heard there was a mountain in the Western Regions with a monkey trapped beneath it, I made up my mind: I was going to cultivate immortality! Some Monkey: Cultivating immortality is easy. First, do this, then this, then this... Lü Bu: Easy, my ass! I’m going back to practicing martial arts! PS: This book won’t involve the larger Journey to the West setting. It’s just a “small” story set in the Central Plains against that backdrop. Think of it as a mythological Three Kingdoms story wearing a Journey to the West skin.