I Was Blessed by Luck

He was thrown to the ground by a nurse when he was just born. When he was three years old, he was hit on the head by a baseball from nowhere in the yard. Just as he fell to the ground, another football came... When he was seven years old, he went to buy soy sauce and was hit by a truck. After that, he was stepped on by the driver who checked next time. His parents passed away when he was ten years old. When he was kowtowing again, there was a hole in his parents' coffin, and their bodies slipped out and gave him a "head-to-head hug." When I was twelve years old, I tripped over a love letter and fell off the balcony. There was glass underneath the second floor... At the age of seventeen, I was bitten by a dog, a cat, a tiger, a leopard, stepped on by a rhinoceros, and hit by an elephant, all because I went to a safari park. Eighteen years old... Gone. I ran out of water and choked, then accidentally fell down and died. I turned on the gas and set the whole house on fire, so I was cremated. All this is just because he is too handsome. The earth cannot tolerate his appearance and can only reduce his luck, but he has traveled through time!