
I Knocked so Hard That I Became Semen
我磕的CP成精了
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- 84k Words
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- Original Fantasy
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- 5y ago
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[Taiyi Diary] 2 Snow~Flowers Piaopiao
Thursday, July 15th, the weather was sunny I originally had two firsts here, one was the number one fan value, and the other was the monthly ticket financier. However, the hateful and rich senior brother Taichi, forcibly changed me from the number one fan base to the second place, and took away my number one fan base. I hate it so much, I'm so weak😟😟😟. I really can't do this question~ [Snow~Flowers fluttering, North~Wind Xiaoxiao]
[Taiyi Diary] 1 Today is also a happy day
Monday, July 12, the weather was sunny. Today is mainly about a few things, happy, happy, or fucking happy. First, become a book discipline assistant. After hundreds of days and nights of continuous struggle, I finally became a disciplinary assistant today. Woo hoo hoo, thank you Sister Jun, thank you Senior Brother Taifa. Second, become a senior VIP of Qidian. After thousands of days and nights of continuous struggle, I finally became a senior VIP today. Woohoo, thank you Diandian, thank myself! Salute to my perseverance over the years! Third, I got last month's reward. After a month of continuous struggle, the rewards were finally distributed today. A total of 19,000 points in rewards, hahahaha! (Hands on hips) Woohoo, thank you Diandian, thank myself! Respect me! In the past month, I have written many fan posts, constantly coding, coming up with ideas, and asking for likes! Salute to my perseverance! I am mainly happy about these three points. Of course, let's not talk about eating a fake pizza. In addition, the fried chicken tonight is really delicious, with garlic and soy sauce flavor. This can be seen by others. As for the things that cannot be seen by others, they are all hidden in the heart. Who is a serious person who keeps a diary? Do you write?
[Jun Tower] Taiyi comes to fish
Come here every day to practice the magical skill of catching fish
JunlouChapter 1 The Creation of Heaven and Earth
"It is said that there is a mysterious Jun Tower on the rivers and lakes..." "Oh? How magical? What kind of building is it?" "Legends of the rivers and lakes, the white jade capital in the sky, the fifth floor of twelve cities" "The Jun Tower is in the sky?" "No. "Where is it?" "Wherever you are, Junlou is there!" ——"Jianghu Trail Information" A green mountain, a fairyland, a tall building. It is already July, and the breeze has not come. Desolate, still deserted. The world is desolate. Shanhe stood under the tree far away, his face pale and his eyes indifferent. He suddenly began to feel too tired. Maybe he had seen too many people's fireworks, maybe he had seen many flowers bloom and fade, so he himself felt tired, and the tiredness could not be concealed in his brows. "July 1st, at sunset. Outside the green mountains, under the tall buildings, beside the old trees." Now, the sun is setting in the west, and the setting sun is like blood. But no one came. The mountains and rivers are far away, standing with hands behind hands, dressed in white, as pale in the twilight. He stood under the tree with his back to the way he came, looking a little forlorn. "You're here" He spoke suddenly without turning around. "I'm here" I don't know when a person suddenly appeared in the way. No one knew how he appeared, as if he had always been there. "Your Majesty?" Shan Heyuan asked, although it sounded like a question, but he was very sure. "It's me" The man replied. "Very good!" "You are also very good. An old friend comes here and you don't see him again?" The Supreme Being asked suddenly. "It is better not to see each other than to meet each other" Shanhe is far from turning around. I don't know when, a wind suddenly rose from the sky and the earth at the end of Qingping, blowing the Taishang's Taoist robe, and also blowing the white clothes far away in the mountains and rivers. The clothes are like a fluttering flag. The Supreme Master unfolded his sleeves and flew over like an eagle. He pointed at the sword, and the sword intent instantly enveloped all the key points on Shan Heyuan's body. Shanhe was far from making a move, he just stood there casually, keeping the same posture motionless. At first glance, everything in his body was empty, but at second glance, he found that the opponent didn't seem to have any flaws at all. Only a person who is well versed in fighting can be so calm. Tai Shang suddenly felt as if he was facing an insurmountable barrier, and his sword intent could not fall on the opponent at all. "What a [two dislikes], looking at each other with disgust, as if separated by green mountains" The Supreme Being looked at the back of the mountains and rivers far away, and couldn't help but admired. That figure was right in front of him, not far away, but like an insurmountable peak, blocking him and his sword intention. "All the birds are flying high, and the lonely cloud is alone." The distant mountains and rivers are chanting with a mantra, and a white dress is rolling, like a floating cloud, lonely and lonely. "Well, I am so alone in my leisure time!" A voice in the distance praised. When the voice sounded, the person was still ten miles away, but the voice still came through clearly, as if he was speaking beside him. Before he finished speaking, a figure appeared not far away from the two of them. The figure who came was very handsome in Qinggong and moved across more than ten miles in the blink of an eye, ignoring obstacles such as trees, flowers and grass in the valley, as if walking on flat ground. "What? Wu Kuanglan, you also want to intervene in this matter?" The Supreme Leader suddenly stopped his hand and looked at this person with a vigilant expression. The purple gold Taoist robe is windless, but it is ready to go. "Haha. Your Majesty, although your Liangyi swordsmanship is extremely mysterious, it cannot withstand the combined strength of the two of us." Wu Kuanglan smiled slightly, dancing in a big red robe, and his figure was erratic, like a red flag waving uncertainly. "Hehe! I would like to learn the legendary Iron Blood Twelve Styles and the Great Flag Wind and Cloud Palm from the Kung Fu of the Iron Blooded Flag Sect!" The Supreme Leader sneered repeatedly, his eyes turning back and forth between Shan Heyuan's back and Wu Kuanglan's figure, and finally he laughed strangely, as if he was not afraid of the two of them joining forces. "Zhuang Zhou dreamed of butterflies, butterflies dancing in the waves, why bother to come!" Shan Heyuan suddenly turned around, looked at Wu Kuanglan, and sighed softly. "The mountains and rivers are far and wide, and there are fireworks, so why bother to draw the ground as a prison?" Wu Kuanglan seemed to be sighing too. "Don't you see it, the water of the Yellow River is coming up from the sky" With a soft chant, another figure appeared here. It was a woman in white, with a veil on her face, and her face could not be seen clearly. She looks ordinary, but she has a demeanor that has the world under her control. "Mr. Jun?" The Supreme Being said with an emotional expression. That is the mysterious Mr. Jun in the world of martial arts. "No one in the world knows you! Besides Mr. Jun, who else has such grace?" A figure walked from a distance, walking calmly, wearing rich clothes, but wearing a strange mask on his face, it seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and it looked like crying but not crying. It looked very funny. "I didn't expect that the famous Mr. Funny is here too." "I heard that Mr. Funny is a salty fish who lives in seclusion and never walks around in the world. Why are you here today?" "The tree wants to be still but the wind doesn't stop. It's very quiet and I want to move. Come out. It's good to walk around a bit." "Haha, yes, it's time for me to go out." Four voices suddenly sounded from all directions, appearing and disappearing, and then one person from each side came from afar, shrank to an inch, and came in front of everyone in the blink of an eye. The mountains and rivers are far away, Taishang, Wu Kuanglan, Mr. Jun, Mr. Funny and other five people greeted these four people in turn, and then stood in their respective directions. Among these nine people, any one of them, taken out at random, is considered a great master who is enough to establish a sect in the world. He is the kind of big shot who can shake up the entire world with just one stomp of his foot. Now, such a group of people have gathered together, and I don't know how big a commotion it will cause. "We are destined to meet each other today. The mountains and rivers are far away. Your Excellencies, why don't you give up and make peace? Come into my [Jun Tower]" "Looking at each other and disgusting each other, it is better not to meet each other" "In my humble opinion, the Supreme Being has taken the position of Supreme Elder and has the most honorable name, ranking above all the elders. However, he cannot do anything except big things and cannot control a country. So what?" "Good!" "Shan Heyuan is in charge of punishments. He responds to the rules and regulations of the house, rewards and punishments, and obeys your wishes?" "Okay" "The rest of the seats in the [Jun Tower] Elders Council, what do you think?" How? " "Good!" "Great Goodness" From then on, the [Jun Tower] that became famous all over the world and dominated the world was born here. These nine people are also called the Nine Elders of Kaige by later generations.
Junlou Nine Heavenly Lords
Jiutianzun of Taizi generation is born, who can compete with him?
JunlouChapter 1 The Creation of Heaven and Earth
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[Taiyi Diary] 1 Today is also a happy day
Monday, July 12, was a sunny day. Today is mainly about a few things, happy, happy, or fucking happy. First, become a book discipline assistant. After hundreds of days and nights of continuous struggle, I finally became a disciplinary assistant today. Woo hoo hoo, thank you Sister Jun, thank you Senior Brother Taifa. Second, become a senior VIP. After thousands of days and nights of continuous struggle, I finally became a senior VIP today. Woohoo, thank you Diandian, thank myself! Salute to my perseverance over the years! Third, I got last month's reward. After a month of continuous struggle, the rewards were finally distributed today. A total of 19,000 points in rewards, hahahaha! (Hands on hips) Woohoo, thank you Diandian, thank myself! Respect me! In the past month, I have written many fan posts, constantly coding, coming up with ideas, and asking for likes! Salute to my perseverance! I am mainly happy about these three points. Of course, let's not talk about eating a fake pizza. In addition, the fried chicken tonight is really delicious, with garlic and soy sauce flavor. This can be seen by others. As for the things that cannot be seen by others, they are all hidden in the heart. Who is a serious person who keeps a diary? Do you write?
I am at the beginning of the month, I have received ten likes, and I am wearing women's clothing in the group 😏
Check in to the mutual aid building
Does anyone have experience with water?😏
[Taiyi Diary] 2 I am so difficult
Thursday, July 15th, the weather was sunny I originally had two firsts here, one was the number one fan value, and the other was the monthly ticket financier. However, the hateful and rich senior brother Taichi, forcibly changed me from the number one fan base to the second place, and took away my number one fan base. I hate it so much, I'm so weak. I really can't do this question~ [Snow~Flowers fluttering, North~Wind Xiaoxiao]
Linjiang Immortal·Giving you a gift on the day when Mo Xi becomes a god
Book friends from Qidian join the group and find all the heroes in the world. Mo Xi has become a god now. Jun Tower is still there, and new people have come several times. The elders gathered in Linzi District, just for the sake of the old agreement. We meet at a banquet. So many joys and sorrows are all made up of jokes. PS: As a gift to my future sister, when she becomes a god, we will meet at a gathering in Zibo
I think everyone will feel happy because they can insist on doing something, and then persistence becomes the norm, and then becomes an indispensable part of life. At the same time, you must remember the happiness when you have it, so as to gain motivation to do the next thing.
Important notice: Shocked, Sister Jun wants to...
If nothing else happens, the contract for "I've Been Gonna Become a Master" will be signed tomorrow. I hope everyone will support Junmei. Those who are rich will support me financially, and some will support me personally... Recommendations, coins, comments, and floods ~ all comers will be accepted. In short, everyone, let's take action. All members of Junlou thank you all, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Hey, the automatic water post robot is online!
The rain is as heavy as the day Yiping asked her father for money. The writing is as good as a classic Chinese literary masterpiece. This Junlou is as great as the gods who created the world!
Today, my brother still hasn't updated, and is in a state of being stuck. I feel sorry for him, but he is busy playing King of Kings, and even invited me to play in the team competition. Unfortunately, I arrived late and couldn't join, so I can only play alone. Today is another lonely day. He doesn't understand how much I look forward to his update. It's like starting a fanfic for the protagonist, but I can't write, so I can't do it alone. Let's watch my junior brother Xianyu and Die Wu, click here {"NickName":"Die Wu Kuanglan 1","UserId":102084720}{"NickName":"What's the difference between Xianyu turning over","UserId":359510202} In short, today is a sad day.
The sea is beautiful, but the boat has to dock.
Eat a bowl of human fireworks, drink a few cups of the ups and downs of life,
Today Jun Mei has not updated yet. I don't know whether it is because she is addicted to games and cannot extricate herself, or because she is obsessed with TV series and forgets to eat and sleep. In short, if Jun Mei has not updated yet, please help Jun Mei gain ten pounds! (Note: Each more likes makes you gain one more pound) 🙄
The sea, you are all water, Junmei, you are all legs.
I looked up to the sky and laughed loudly and went out. How can I be a Penghao person?
If heaven had not given birth to my king, my king, your tower would be like a long night forever!
There are cracks in everything, that's where the light gets in.
Post a post to prove that I have been here.
Xdm The defense is broken! ! ! My childhood sweetheart was an unreasonable girl with poor grades. She would bother me every day to copy her homework and I had to wait for her after school. In the first year of high school, she got a boyfriend and stopped bothering me. In the first semester of her senior year of high school, her mother kept asking me to take care of her, so I advised her to break up and take the college entrance examination first, and then try to be a boyfriend later. Originally I thought she would think I farted. But she was really not sloppy at all, every second. In the second semester of our senior year of high school, the two of us spent most of our free time studying together. She often asks me where I want to go and says she wants to go too. I laughed at her for dreaming. After the college entrance examination results came out, I went to my ideal school. She chose to re-study. During my freshman year, the relationship between the two of us gradually faded. I didn't pay much attention, after all, I have a girlfriend. In my sophomore year, when I was picking up freshmen, she appeared directly in front of me and said with a joking smile, "Let's see if I'm here." I am a little relieved that this silly girl has finally become less silly. I took her to the dormitory. Downstairs, I met my girlfriend and introduced her. Qingmei just kept praising my girlfriend weakly. I thought she was jealous that I had such a girlfriend in college, so I comforted her and said, there are many handsome guys in college, and you will also have a new love. She looked at me and didn't say anything. I felt a little embarrassed, so I helped her move her things up and left. Because we are from the same hometown, she went home with me during the National Day of her freshman year. She asked me in the car how I met my girlfriend, and I roughly told her. After listening, she seemed to be asleep, with her head on my shoulder. I gradually began to feel sleepy, so I lay on the chair and prepared to sleep. Half asleep and half awake, I felt something sucking on my lips. I was so scared that I opened my eyes, but it was Qingmei who was crying and kissing me. I quickly pushed her away a short distance and asked her what she was doing! But she lowered her head and said nothing. The embarrassment continued until the car arrived at the rest stop. I was about to get out of the car to breathe some air and calm down, but she grabbed my hand. She was no longer silent, raised her tear-stained face to face me, and shouted in a voice that could be heard by everyone in the car: Have you voted for the author monthly?
Sigh😔, I can't think of anything sexy to say, so I wish you all will gain ten pounds!
Jun sister, today is the fourth day of your break. I miss you very much! Today is very hot, the sun makes my head hurt, the bricks in my hands are still hot, and the ice-cold Coke in the canteen across the road is still an elusive dream for me! Continue to move bricks. Only by moving bricks can you earn money to read Jun Mei's books. Thinking of this, I am full of energy, come on! As long as you can't do it to death, do it to death!
Brother, today is the fourth day of your break, and I still miss you very much. The hot weather makes my heart burn, and the high temperature makes my body overwhelmed. However, the bricks on the construction site are still hot to the touch, and the lemonade in Mixue Bingcheng opposite is still my lifelong dream. When I think about the rewards I owe, I feel a little uncomfortable. I will continue to move bricks and continue to support you. My good brother, although the days of moving bricks are hard, I feel filled with happiness when I think that I can help you write better books.
Today there is still no update for my brother, and there is still no movement on the fanfics I want to write, because my brother has not written anything out, and many of them plan to rewrite it, so I am very helpless and can only write casually.
Author, you have to control yourself and at least update one chapter every day.