Fine, I'm a Fox Spirit

Bai Ran, a spirit fox who devoted herself to cultivation and kept out of worldly affairs, was inexplicably struck by lightning and, by a twist of fate, became engaged to a male human. Her new fiancée was tiny, thin, foolish, and mute, and there were so many red-eyed women chasing after her, trying to frame and bully her. Bai Ran patted her chest. “Phew! Good thing I still have my wish-fulfillment pouch.” Take a [Parrot’s Chatter] pill, and being mute is no obstacle: she can speak ten languages at the drop of a hat. Pop a [Literary Star’s Radiance] tablet, and music, chess, calligraphy, and painting are nothing: she has a new talent every day of the year. Take a dose of [Tiger Might], and boundless strength is just a snap of her fingers. Drink a bottle of [Koi Luck], and she’ll find money on the street or dream up lottery numbers in her sleep. What? Green tea schemers and fake white lotuses are here to mess with her righteous path again? She’ll give them a [Truth Pill That Makes You Bark Like a Dog When You Lie], then a [Waterweed Pill That Makes You Grow Hair When You Pretend to Be Frail]. Bai Ran, having the time of her life in the mortal world: Being the beloved favorite on the mountain was worth it. The gifts from all my demon friends are incredible. Suddenly, her devastatingly handsome fiancée pinned her against a wall, his breath soft and fragrant. “I can hear your voice, Ranran. I love you, too.” Bai Ran’s little face turned red. “Y-you cheated! You ate my ‘Mind-Reading Pill’!”