My System Is Going Crazy

"The existence above the mist, the master of the abyss, the indescribable weirdness Your most humble servant, Donald Al is willing to exchange the system for one hundred gold coins, or ten pieces... Free gift! See you off for free! Merciful Lord, please use your supreme power to fulfill my request. " Al pinched God's neck and prayed devoutly. [System prompt] "Ding, you have successfully practiced the secrets - weight loss package, please return to TD to unsubscribe" Seeing the system appearing in the image of an old man with purple hair and green beard next to him, he did an abdominal jump and notified himself with a lolita sound. Al turned his head and smiled evilly: "Dear readers, if you subscribe, this system will be given to you for free!"