Madam, Please Be Gentle with Me

In a quiet summer, I was walking alone on the side of the road and was stopped by an old man. "Young man, I look at your skeleton. You look like the chosen one! I have three systems here, one is the beast system, the other is the judgment system, and the last one is the dying, half-dead, and vomiting fragrant training system? The first one costs a hundred yuan, the second one costs ten yuan, and the third one is free." No! Uncle, is it appropriate for you to point at three puffs of air and ask me for money? You wouldn't even dare to sell fake wine like this! "I want the second one!" After saying that, I gave him ten dollars. "I didn't expect you to be such a kind boy and choose the third one." He looked at me with tears in his eyes. "Alas! Uncle, didn't I choose the second one?" He picked his nose and flicked it on the ground. "I said yes, but I didn't mean to sell." This bastard has never been so irritating. "What about my ten dollars?" Then he put it in his pocket, looked at me with a smile and said, "Isn't this a handling fee? Come, prepare for a trip to another world!" After that, he stabbed me. You teapot maker, you want money, why are you stabbing me? "This man is a bit poor! He doesn't have anything good." Gan! Let's just leave the loot here, right? Slowly, my consciousness was swallowed up. It's nothing, I could have thought of this situation, but I didn't expect it to happen so soon. I hope I can choose my own destiny next time! Tired. "Chief Huofeng, Madam has given birth! It's a boy!" She was a little angry. "Can you shut up!" Huh? Why is it a baby crying? I……