Flat a Hidden Ultimate Move

The system obviously told me that I was the protagonist? Why am I the first to eat when I can't do anything? What should I do if I can't even defeat the monsters in the Novice Village? That troll, stop coming here! How stinky! Stay away from that snake that's staring at someone's pregnancy, I hate reptiles! Werewolf? Fire dragon? No nose? Don't come here! Come again? Did you see the energy in my fist?