Pretending I Have Only One Dad Backfires, Leaving Me in a Love-Triangle Nightmare

Tangtang asked, “Uncle System, why can't we let Dad know the other dads exist?”

System: [Because if he finds out, you'll get a spanking, and it'll hurt a lot.]

Uncle System said that the dads existed in different worlds derived from different novels, and that their paths would never cross, so she believed him.

To avoid getting spanked, little Tangtang tried hard to pretend she only had one dad.

Her first dad was a Taoist priest who suffered from the Five Deficiencies and Three Debilities and was short on money.

Her second dad was an executive with paralyzed legs.

Her third dad was a former world-famous movie star who was blind.

Her fourth dad…

Tangtang thought: All her dads had one problem or another, and she was the good little kid who would save them!

One day, the System panicked. [Something's wrong, kiddo! There's a problem with the worlds. The worlds your dads are in have overlapped and become one big world!]

At the time, Tangtang was with her fifth dad. Just as Uncle System finished speaking, the other dads appeared together as if from nowhere.

The moment they met, their eyes all turned to Tangtang.

“Kiddo, what are you doing here?”

They all said it at once, then looked at one another, their eyes full of suspicion and hostility.

The next moment, they spoke in perfect unison again. “Tangtang, come here to Daddy!”

The dads: “!!!”

Tangtang: “…”

System: “…”

Oh dear, the secret was out before anyone could even blink.