My Alt Account Has No Health Bar

During a part-time job, an “accident” left Lu Chen with no health bar on his account!

Drawing on bitter experience, he decided to launch a new mode both in and out of the game: “I’m invincible, but I’ll still play it ridiculously safe.”

“Can’t die? Then what if I get captured again? That’d be even worse! Keep a low profile, keep a low profile. I’ll play it safe until I’m max level… Then get some spirit pills… immortal artifacts… cultivation techniques… Huh?”

“A Nascent Soul expert is out for revenge? He’s got proof… and his daughter’s an eyewitness?… Behold my secret technique: Infinite Blood-Escape!”

“You want an arranged marriage? What do you mean, a vampire princess? A bat demon is a bat demon. You want blood?… Got any pictures? How much is the dowry?”

“The Norse gods are secretly getting all the divine realms together again? What is it this time? You want me to become all things and mend the Eight Wildernesses? Why should I? Is my flesh worth nothing?”

“…”

When Lu Chen was forced to switch to “active defense” mode, everyone was surprised to discover that the world had changed.

This book is also known as: “A Mine-Sweeper’s Guide to Roguelike Games,” “Diary of a Cautious Player in the Immortal Realm,” “A Revenge Journey After the Great Year God Possessed Me,” and “Fairies and Demonesses All Want My Vital Essence”...