What Does Yue Lao Want from Me?

Today, an old man said that I am a man of destiny, who can recognize heavenly marriages, distinguish geographical connections, pull the red thread of all things, and unite the heart knot of all things. So Yue Lao left the job to me, and the rest was that Yue Lao wanted to go on vacation. But I'm just an ordinary fucking high school senior, and you actually asked me to be a Yue Lao. And I am a mortal, how can I do it, Yue Lao, tell me, tell me! Oh? Give me the supreme immortal magic? Easy to say See how our male protagonist leads others to feed him dog food with his own eyes