The Gods Keep Trying to Recruit Me

For Yun Ni, staying on at the university as a library administrator was the best decision she ever made after graduation. The work was easy, and she got weekends and summer and winter breaks. Life was good!

Until one day, she stumbled across a fight.

Fu Yunni: Hello, 110? People are fighting with knives in the street! Someone’s going to die!

Shen Ming’s hand trembled slightly as he gripped his broadsword.

Evil spirit: I’m out of here!

A hotshot genius in the world of the occult, Shen Ming had always had everything go his way. He’d never failed a mission, until an ordinary passerby broke his spell and made him crash and burn.

Shen Ming: This makes no sense. An ordinary person shouldn’t be able to see through my barrier.

So the genius Shen started showing up in front of Fu Yunni every day, until at last he noticed something suspicious.

Shen Ming: You have a full forehead, exceptional bone structure, and incredible talent. You’re a perfect candidate to become a god. Why not quit your job and work with me? I’ll cover your food and lodging and help you ascend to godhood. Think about it.

Fu Yunni: You’re so young, yet already crazy. It really is true that the heavenly way comes full circle.

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I once promised you I’d find a glimmer of hope for the Divine Realm. Looking back now, you were the Divine Realm’s last hope all along.